6 word story

Hi I'm Zero and I have see many forum games like this, basically what happens is:
You can only post 6 words and you follow on from the last poster.
Example:

Quote :

Poster1: Once there was a cat called
Poster2: Fredrick and he hated cows so
Poster3: he hated milk and cheese, he
poster4: went to the shop and asked
poster5: "Hey you have any cow milk?"

and so on, but if it gets too long, just suggest having a restart in brackets, you can post more that once.

(Please note this is a test see if posting and forum game go smoothly.)

Okay I'll go first:

A man saw this and stepped

Poster 1: The owner said we do not.
Poster 2: So Federick went to the farm.
Poster 3: And asked if they had pork.
Poster 4: They said no so he left.
Poster 5: He asked if they had Meat.

Poster 1: The owner said that he did,
Poster 2: but it had already spoiled, so
Poster 3: he sold it to me cheap.
Poster 4: I tried eating the bad meat,
Poster 5: and it gave me stomach cramps.

Poster 1: Poor me, I felt so used,
Poster 2: for as cheap as it was,
Poster 3: it was worse than i thought.
Poster 4: But, eh, who cares dude lol
Poster 5: I got some pretty cheap meat!

Poster 1: So I started to leave grudgingly
Poster 2: with my stomach tied in knots
Poster 3: When the owner sighed with guilt
Poster 4: and gave me discounted juicy meat
Poster 5: poor me, it was even worse.